Matt, the new English teacher comes to visit the school. Kurt likes him because he smokes. Penny likes him because he's the only person that talks to her.
Kayla's still being really cheeky to Brian. Brian gets fed up and has a go at her and she cries. He thinks its great at first but then feels bad and is scared of Liz. He decides to tell Liz about everything but each time he does Clare keeps hanging around.
It's nearly Christmas and J.P is really excited. He decorates the flat and the car and for the first time volunteers to do something at school and decorates the hall for the staff party.
Kurt can't wait for the party because he reckons he'll have sex. The others just laugh at him though. Liz catches up with Brian at the party and flirts with him and asks if he wants to sleep with her as he's been after her all day. He says no and tells Kurt he might have a chance with her.
Brian thinks Kurt wants Carol back but Kurt says not but at the party he sees her without her glasses on and tries to talk to her but Errol's still around and she doesn't want to know. Kurt then asks Liz if she'll sleep with him and they do. The next morning she tells him he was rubbish and tells the others he has a very small penis.
Also at the party, Matt and Penny get talking and they sleep together and Susan is sexually frustrated and sleeps with Brian. Penny is angry when Matt reveals he's married with two kids.
Kurt goes and talks to Carol and slags off Errol, calling him Ratboy. He overhears and punches Kurt so Carol dumps him. Liz tells Carol her and Kurt slept together and finds out Carol didn't sleep with Kurt despite Kurt saying they did. Then at the pub he admits they didn't because they were saving themselves. The others laugh about it for hours but Kurt and Carol aren't amused and it looks as though they are back together.
Days of the week captions:
Thursday - written in the fake snow on Brian's car
Friday - written in Brian's drool on his pillow.