Years 9 and 11's topic is contraception. Clare gets Bev to give them a talk about being pregnant and she tells them how horrible it is. Her baby keeps crying through it so she gives it to Susan who fals in love with it and announces she wants one. However she wants to do it alone, she is just looking for the right genetic material.
Liz tells her there is an new guy starting at the school, Errol. He is the older brother of a good looking student and their dad is good looking too. But when he arrives he is ugly and a total geek that fancies Carol! Susan then realises it doesn't matter who the father is as genes obviously don't mean anything, it's the way people are brought up that count.
Susan and Jenny have been asked to deal with a disruptive boy, Josh. He tells Susan his dad's in prison and his mother's an alcoholic but his mother comes to school and Susan discovers Josh was lying and her and his mother are very alike as she had Josh on her own. She then thinks if she has a child it could easily be just like Josh no matter how she brings it up. With that and being really worried when Simon doesn't turn up at school after she's seen a bike accident, she decides she doesn't want a baby after all.
Liz tells Brian he can't talk about sex to Kayla's class but during geography someone asks about how sheep reproduce and he tells them a male sheep and a female sheep fall in love and decide to have lambs. Liz has a go at him for being stupid so then next day he tells them that one ram goes around inseminating all the female sheep and Liz has another go at him for encouraging them to have casual sex. She is only winding him up but it works as usual.
Carol finally stands up for herself with Penny and tells her she's not got time to her photocopying.
Days of the week captions:
Monday - cut into a hedge
Tuesday - on a girl's lunchbox
Wednesday - on the car park.