Brian stops drinking lager so he doesn't have to piss on the pavement on the way home. He drinks vodka instead but then he's sick. He then trains his bladder but then he sees Kurt and Matt doing it so that doesn't work either!
Kurt and Brian see Matt's wife and think she's gorgeous. They keep going on about it in front of Penny and Penny ends up telling Lindsay about the affair.
Clare separates the staff room into different coloured areas and gives each member a coloured badge and they have to sit in the correct area so they talk to different people. The staff aren't happy and none of them talk to anyone new and nobody notices when one of the teachers dies and is sitting in his chair for two days. After that Clare gives up on it.
Kayla's in trouble for bullying a girl in her class but it's obvious where she gets it from. Clare has a go at Liz about her temper and how much she shouts and swears at the staff. She tells her she better change and puts her on probation. Kurt and Brian find out and they and Matt keep asking her questions to try and make her lose her temper but she remains calm in front of them. But after getting drunk with Bob she storms down to the pub and explodes at them all.
Lindsay tells Penny she's very annoying. Penny disputes this at first but then realises it's true and wants to change. Lindsay agrees to help and tells her to write down her faults. She ends up with five pages! Then she has to apologise to everyone she's annoyed which she does but misses out Liz. When she finds out she is very angry and has a go at Penny.
Bob's still living in his car and really smells and Kurt is still scared of Brandon.
Days of the week captions:
Tuesday - on the top of a newspaper
Wednesday - on a milk float
Thursday - in grafitti on a shed
Friday - on Penny and Linday's letterbox.