Penny and Patrick are still together but Penny's doing 'The Method' which says she shouldn't sleep with him until the fourth date so he respects her. She wants to sleep with him before that though because she thinks she is in love with him. Lindsay tells her she's being stupid and that she just wants to sleep with him because she hasn't slept with anyone for ages. Penny just goes for it and says she still feels the same and Patrick's said he loves her too. However, Kurt and Brian keep asking him questions about Penny's breasts and then Patrick keeps staring at them and asks questions too so she dumps him.
Lindsay and Matt are walking home after the pub and end up kissing. The next day they agree it was a drunken mistake and to forget about it. But things are weird between them so then they agree to avoid each other but that's too hard because of them working together and socialising together so they try to talk it through but that doesn't work. Next they try to put each other off by telling each other disgusting things but that doesn't work and they end up kissing again at school and outside school.
Kurt is still having problems with Brandon but is too scared to stand up to him but then he gets angry about people thinking he and Brian are gay and he has a go at Brandon and says he is more gay than Kurt and sends him to Clare!
Brian says that if your pupils dilate when you look at someone it means you fancy them. After a nightmare about Brandon, Kurt goes and sleeps with Brian and when they wake up, their pupils are big so they think they must fancy each other. But later they are relieved when Penny says obviously it doesn't mean that because Patrick's went big but he wasn't really interested in her.
Clare keeps looking at Bob's crotch and asking him to do things so she can look more. Then she turns up at the pub and everyone but Bob leaves. They then go back to her's and sleep together. The next day she acts as though nothing happened and Bob is angry and says he is fed up of being used for one thing!
Days of the week captions:
Tuesday - carved into a tree
Wednesday - on a cement mixer
Thursday - on a woman's back on a poster.