It's six weeks into the new school year and, aswell as Matt, there's another new teacher. Her name is Lindsay and she teaches Biology. She shocks everyone by beating Brian's time for downing a pint. Brian think she's great and is happy he finally has a friend who's a girl that he doesn't fancy. Kurt winds Brian up and says just because he doesn't fancy her it doesn't mean she doesn't fancy him, in fact she probably does because she's fat!
Brian thinks Kurt's just being stupid at first but he questions Lindsay on her ideal man and decides he is it. He doesn't know what to do but Kurt tells him he has to sleep with her so she gets over it. However, when they go back to the flat alone, Brian tells her he's prepared to sleep with her but she says she doesn't want to and then thinks he fancies her.
Brian insists he doesn't fancy her but she doesn't believe him so he just avoids her. Kurt eventually tells her the truth and everything goes back to normal.
Penny keeps asking Matt for lifts home from the pub but it turns out they are still having an affair. Liz, unaware of the affair, tells Matt that everyone just thinks Penny is walking all over him. The next day Penny asks for a lift again but Matt says no and then the day after he dumps her and she's very angry.
Bob's sleeping in his car but the others don't know. However, after a randon comment by Kurt, Bob goes mad and says his wife's thrown him out and moved the satellite installation man in.
Carol is pregnant but Kurt says it's mathematically impossible for him to be the father.
Jenny, Susan and J.P haven't returned but there's no explaination.
Days of the week captions:
Tuesday - on a surfboard
Wednesday - on a dog's coat.