Maggie won't talk to Simon after she noticed how embarrassed he was when everyone found out she was a police officer. Simon tries to phone her for days but she never answers. He leaves her a drunken message one night saying how sorry he is and she eventually agrees to go round for dinner and they make up.
Simon's desperate to move out of his dad's now Marcella and her daughter Molly have moved in. Stephen says he can move in with him but he only lasts one night. His house is weird and Stephen is even weirder and makes Simon leave the house at 7 in the morning. Brian and Kurt then offer him the sofa at their's so he moves in there.
Bob tells Simon he wants the student's sonnets coursework in for Friday but Simon hasn't even started them yet so he ends up cheating and telling the students what to write in their essays.
Days of the week captions:
Friday - On the side of the school where the school name usually is
Monday - On Simon's watch
Tuesday - on a piece of toast
Wednesday - a picture on Stephen's wall
Thursday - on a drain cover
Friday - On a piece of paper on the photocopier.