Simon's now fed up of living with Brian and Kurt and having no privacy so Susan suggests he moves in with Maggie. He's unsure at first and makes a list of pro's and cons to try and decide.
Student Hayley's been grounded for two weeks so school is the only place her and boyfriend Ian can see each other and are caught twice by Simon and Jenny nearly having sex in the toilets and in Simon's cupboard. Ian then locks Simon and Jenny in the cupboard as revenge and they end up kissing but Simon stops it before it goes any further. After that he goes round to Maggie's and announces he's moving in. Maggie's shocked at first but she agrees to it.
Simon suggests they have a housewarming party and doesn't want Jenny to go but when she finds out about it he pretends he doesn't care but spends the whole night worried she will tell Maggie what happened when she does turn up. But everyone gets really drunk and Jenny ends up leaving with Brian and sleeping with him.
Susan's really feeling the pressure of her new job but no-one is noticing.
Days of the week captions:
Monday - on some cereal Kurt drops in Simon's ear
Tuesday - on Simon's top
Wednesday - on a pad of paper.